It was very rare that Jack Daniels ever really actually needed to ever use his gun. He would always carry it around with him when going on camping trips in a woods filled with lions, and tigers, and bears. Well not lions and tigers. Bears though you get the point. He had the gun for protection though. This is one of his stories.
Jack was a good man who played ball for many hours a day and every couple months he would go camping his gun in his hand. He would sleep with that gun, eat with that gun. Bottom line wherever Jack went he was always carrying a gun everywhere he went. He loved those guns they were fantastic and exciting. Again though like I said he never really had to use it. One night that all changed though. You see Jack made the mistake that he accidentally left a bag of granola bars in his backpack and all of a sudden bear came into his tent one night. Jack’s first reaction was AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT’S A BEAR WHAT DO I DO.” He only thought this though he then took his gun and took the bear out with one shot he was dead in 30 seconds. Another bear came out and same thing. Jack took out his gun and shot at the bear he was done in 35 seconds completely shot down. Before he knew it Jack was using his gun to shoot at all of the dangerous bears in the woods where he was camping. He was exploring the woods all over the place and he ended up being attacked 0 times. Why? He had a gun. He was like the perfect walking advertisement for the NRA. The gun will solve all your problems was his and their motto after all. Personally I don’t really agree so much. What can you do though having a fight with one of these gun advocate type people. It would be an utter waste of time these people are always investing in gun usage. They don’t really have good answers for how all these shootings happen though. What do I know about guns though I am just a narrator. Well it just makes sense to me. Hmm.. if we make guns super easy to be bought by everyone fine you might have more people to be able to protect you. You also get Virginia Tech and other crazy shooters like in Orlando. It is something that has been going on and on and on and on and on. In the end of the day though people will Jack will still go camping with there gun. They will take their gun to dinner to play ball even if they live in some super safe neighborhood like Bethesda, Maryland or Weschester, New York. Granted these places are fairly liberal so they probably won’t have guns you get the idea though. Guns can kill you need to be esponsible and use them wisely. So was Jack right?